Cat on heat

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a Cat on heat is fucked more regularly in a single hour than a prostitute in a densely populated city is fucked in a month.

Is it useful to know about cats fucking?

In my opinion (and to be reminded, opinions are like assholes) – No, but… (yes, there is always a but on an asshole)

Cats are not included, consulted or even regarded in town planning schemes or in any calculations regarding expected population per square meter in Yeoville. Yet, in Yeoville the cats are fucking as if they earn money by doing so. One could easily write a long paper about cat over population in urban environments. Maybe even postulate, in long and dreary prose, that by controlling the cat population one escalates the rat problem. In case the poor reader of this drivel is uncertain, yes, we have a tremendous rat problem in South Africa.

We are overrun by RATS!

At this point you may be wondering whether all this effort is about cats fucking or really an expose on rat population.

To be fair and to be honest (which in Gen Z terminology, for frame of reference purposes) we do really have to focus on the rat issue.

One easy solution is for you to start randomly feeding street cats.

I was forced to watch a travel show the other day, where a retired lady in a European sea side city, sole mission and purpose is to feed street cats.

There was not one rat in sight.

In fact, I think rats are in very short supply if the cat population is assisted to grow.

Anyway, food for thought so that you too, young padawan, may grow!